There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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