susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
not ubering you a puppy
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