The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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