Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
are you so shy because you have an std?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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