Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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