i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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