About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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