I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
