There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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