This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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