I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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