And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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