i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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