I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My life is pants optional.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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