Just fell off a train. Bad.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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