I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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