Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We have started to decorate penises.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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