It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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