Duck Duck Cougar?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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