Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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