I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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