If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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