I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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