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(540): View more from Virginia

Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(954): View more from Florida

God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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(562): View more from California

I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.

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(845): View more from New York

he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"

(845): View more from New York

where do u find these people!?

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(815): View more from Illinois

To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day

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(315): View more from New York

There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.

(315): View more from New York

Send help.

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