ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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