Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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