We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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