Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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