very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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