there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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