I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
