i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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