I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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