So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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