thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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