Sry I called you an 8
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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