At least make sure they are 18
Why
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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