It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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