Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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