i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Bring me that man meat
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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