Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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