Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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