It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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