But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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