D3 body, D1 cock
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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