And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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