why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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