Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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