Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
