I wish i was in the wii world.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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